Filipino-American comic sensation Rob
Schneider joins long-time pal Adam Sandler in the latest comedy,
"You Don't Mess with The Zohan."
"I play Salim, a Palestinian cab driver who
came to New York to fulfill his dreams," Schneider explains his
unpredictably wide role. "He has some residual bitterness - he's
harbored a grudge ever since, as a young man, a goat that he was
very fond of was taken from him by ex-Israeli commando, The
Zohan. That stuck with him, so when he sees Zohan, now a
hairstylist in New York, he's shocked by it and plans his
revenge."
Screenwriter Robert Smigel says that Salim is
a guy who never got a chance to show the world what he could do.
"He's just an innocent cab driver forced to work 14 hour shifts
to get by. He finally sees his chance at some fame when he
recognizes Zohan. He's jealous of Zohan's arch-nemesis, the
Phantom (John Turturro), who's totally blinged-out. He wants
revenge on Zohan, but he also knows capturing Zohan would be a
coup, and he wants his little slice of glory."
"I was very flattered that Robert Smigel
wrote this part for me," says Schneider. "It reminded me of our
best 'Saturday Night Live' days where we both came from. He
handed me a great character and I knew that I had to knock it
out of the park. It's pressure, sure, but it's the best kind of
pressure."
To get Salim's accent right, Schneider had
the help of a couple of coaches. "I talked with Dr. Salame, a
Palestinian physician in Milwaukee. Dr. Salame was nice enough
to help me out and put all my lines on tape - and then he did it
all in Arabic too."
Memorizing the lines and the accent - that
was the easy part. The hard part was staying on his toes.
Schneider says, "Adam likes to adlib. So I had all my lines
completely down, with the accent - I've got it on paper, spelled
out phonetically - and then Adam starts to adlib and I'm like, 'Ohhhh.'
Fortunately, we had Palestinian actors on the set - I would go
up to Ahmed Ahmed and ask him, 'How would you say this?' We were
like the Arabic Bowery Boys. It was a lot of fun."
Schneider, who has been a loyal part of Sandler's films from
the very beginning, has nothing but praises for his friend.
"Adam really did his research, but he found something that was
very approachable. I don't think anybody in the world could have
played this part except him. There's a real joy to his
performance - you get to see him having the time of his life."