"Once the votes from Visayas and Mindanao come in, malalaglag din siya sa Magic 12," Apostol said.

Why is Apostol so sure? Have they completed their cheating operation in those areas?

We would like to remind Apostol that this time, the people are closely watching and guarding.

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A text joke:

Gabby Claudio: Madame President, I’m sorry to report to you but our TU candidates are losing.

GMA : So what’s new? Let me call Garci. Hello, Hello Garci…

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My blog visitors are an inspired lot. Here’s one from Skip:

"Out there in Gensan, Pacquiao is taking an ugly beating. His opponent, pint-sized Darlene, is sending an unmistakable signal" Stick to the stuff you know, buddy."

Elsewhere, Garcillano receives a very rude slap on his cheating face and is forced to concede to Acosta.

"Pichay gets planted not in the Senate but in the kangkungan. This, despite the almost half a billion pesos he blew on the campaign. Had this chump known just how much the people hate Gloria, he probably wouldn’t have played such a high-profile role in derailing the impeachment process.

"Zubiri learns that being Gloria’s Spice Boy does not mean a rat’s ass. Now, if he still really wants to be in the Senate, he will have to cough up another P10M to bribe the Comelec into sneaking him into the last slot. Boom tarat tarat.

"Defensor is finding out that defending his First Quadrant pyramid scam is easier than defending his loathsome boss Gloria.

"Singson is so out of the radar one wonders if he was perhaps running in another planet.

"Dato Arroyo is learning that just because your mother is the commander-in-cheat doesn’t mean the military can produce votes for you. Ungas. Ungas. Ungas.

"Joe de Venecia, sleepy as ever, is waking up to the rude fact that his days of patronage politics is over. Benjie Lim is going to Congress.

"Chiz is the new Wiz! The people saw how valiantly he had led the impeachment proceedings and have generously rewarded him the number one spot.

"Cayetano is set to win big despite the Comelec-Mike Arroyo sabotage. Thank God for enlightened election officers who counted Cayetano votes for Alan.

"Trillanes springs a coup and surprises everyone by his strong showing despite very limited budget and despite not being allowed to get out of jail to campaign.

"Father Panlilio is whipping the corrupt asses of Lapid and Pineda in Pampanga.

"All of these, of course, is one collective slap on the faces of Gloria and Mike Arroyo. It’s a referendum. And they lost.

"It’s a long way to go but with the sovereign will of the people being made unequivocally known this early, I’d like to see how these ass wipers will cheat their way out of this one."

Parasabayan, on the other hand, is reminding everybody to be vigilant: "Let us keep our eyes on the ballot boxes and the canvassing headquarters! There are so many doors to these buildings and so many keys to the doors. Ballot switching is so easy for those who know how have mastered it. These culprits operate in the middle of the night and at dawn. Watch out, guys"